What exactly are you doing to help the Occupy movement beyond holding a sign?

Oh, I’m glad you asked. Everytime I get a VIP at the strip club I take the guy in the back and ask him to remove his belt. After that I tie him up with it. I ask about what his opinions on investment banking are, and how the 99% is supposed to survive. We then finalize a plan for RESISTANCE. I’m no pacifist. Violence is effective. We both agree this was needed. I get my 200.00 and leave him tied up in the back.

This was a metaphor. Did you get it?

I do many questionable things!

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